- Previously on Warehouse 13... 之前喺《倉庫13》...
- Claudia Donovan, Claudia Donovan，
You're the breach. 你係個缺口。
- Knock, knock. 敲敲門。
- You're going with Myka as a backup. 你同Myka一齊去，做後援。
- My first official assignment as an agent? 我第一個正式任務做探員？
- As an apprentice. 係做學徒。
- I'm ready to begin my apprentice education. 我準備好開始我嘅學徒教育。
- You want juice, or are you a milk person? 你想飲果汁，定係鍾意飲奶？
- You know what I'd really like? - Oh, I do indeed, 你知我真正想要咩？ - 哦，我當然知，
But falling off the wagon may not be the best option 但係翻兜可能唔係最好嘅選擇
At this point. 喺呢個時候。
- No, no, what? 唔係，唔係，咩話？
- We're just asking because we're worried about you. 我哋只係問吓，因為我哋擔心你。
- I'm not drinking. 我冇飲酒。
- How do we not end up with our brains scrambled 點樣先唔會搞到我哋個腦亂晒
Or whatever new way to die there could be? 或者有咩新嘅死法？
- Well, I mean, look at the bright side. 嗯，我意思係，睇吓好嗰邊。
I'm usually within ten feet of you, 我通常都喺你十呎範圍內，
So whatever terrible thing happens to you, 所以無論咩衰嘢發生喺你身上，
Will probably happen to me too. 大概都會發生喺我身上。
- Comforting. 真係安慰。
[both panting] 兩個喘氣聲
- What is this guy, a jewel thief or a marathoner? 呢條友係咩人，珠寶賊定係跑馬拉松嘅？
- If the artifact let the thief 如果件神器俾個賊
Walk into a jewelry store and vanish, 行入珠寶舖跟住消失，
Then why isn't he vanishing now? 咁點解佢而家唔消失？
- Maybe he can't activate it on the run, 可能佢跑緊嗰陣啟動唔到，
Or maybe it doesn't do what Artie thinks it does. 或者可能佢嘅功能唔係Artie諗嗰樣。
[cell phone rings] That's kelly. 電話響 係Kelly。
I told her I'd call to discuss the weekend. 我話過會打俾佢傾週末嘅事。
I totally forgot. 我完全唔記得咗。
Whoa. 嘩。
Hello. 喂。
- Ah, careful, just don't damage 啊，小心，唔好整爛
The one thing that kelly's looking forward to. Kelly最期待嗰樣嘢。
- Nah, little Pete's made of steel. 唔會，細Pete係鋼造嘅。
You go right, I'll go left. 你向右，我向左。
- Leena, this one is ready to be shelved. Leena，呢件可以上架喇。
- A tin of sardines? 一罐沙甸魚？
- Yes, it was part of the shackleton expedition. 係，係Shackleton探險隊嘅一部分。
They were trapped in the ice, you know, for two years. 佢哋被困喺冰度，你知啦，兩年。
They still had the good sense not to open that. 佢哋仲有常識唔開嗰罐。
- Had the sardines gone bad? 啲沙甸魚變壞咗？
- Very bad. 好壞。
[computer beeping] 電腦嗶嗶聲
- Artie, I-I just found an anomaly. Artie，我啱啱發現咗個異常。
Uh, survey says that insurance v.P.S in hartford 呃，調查話Hartford嗰啲保險公司副總裁
Are donating big bucks to charity, 捐咗大筆錢俾慈善機構，
And it doesn't compute. 但係計唔通。
- It's not an anomaly. It's a tax write-off. 唔係異常，係稅務減免。
- Yeah, but these guys gave away 50% of their bank accounts. 係，但呢班人捐咗佢哋銀行戶口嘅50%。
I mean, the most they donated before is 1%. 我意思係，之前最多捐1%。
That's a difference of 49-- 相差49——
- I can subtract 1 from 50. 我識得50減1。
- That's why you're the boss. - Hartford. 所以你係老細。 - Hartford。
- Artie, Artie, that could be a robin hood artifact. Artie，Artie，可能係件羅賓漢神器。
- Yes, it could. 係，有可能。
And the prize for finding a case 搵到案件嘅獎勵
Is a spin around the Warehouse 係喺倉庫度兜個圈
In steve mcqueen's motorbike? 揸Steve McQueen嘅電單車？
- No, but try a free trip to hartford, 唔係，但係有免費去Hartford嘅機會，
Because Pete and Myka are on the trail 因為Pete同Myka喺Denver追緊
Of a vanishing jewel thief in denver. 一個會消失嘅珠寶賊。
So you and I will do this investigation. 所以你同我去做呢個調查。
- You and I? Really? 你同我？真係？
- Yeah. 係。
- Well, I mean, I haven't had a lot of time in the field, 嗯，我意思係，我冇乜時間出外勤，
And you're-- - I'm what? 而你係—— - 我係咩？
- Uh, nothing. 呃，冇嘢。
That was the end of my sentence. 我句嘢就係咁完咗。
- Pack, 'cause we're leaving right away. 執嘢，因為我哋即刻出發。
Where are my sunglasses? 我副太陽眼鏡喺邊？
- [sighs] this is why I pimped your specs. 唉，就係咁我先幫你改裝副眼鏡。
Just tap the ends of the glasses together 只要將眼鏡腳互相敲吓
To complete the circuit. 就可以接通電路。
[beeping] 嗶嗶聲
- Oh. 哦。
[beeping continues] 嗶嗶聲繼續
Ha. 哈。
[chuckles] 笑聲
Brava. 好嘢。
That is, uh, very well done. - Well, we're a team. 呢個，呃，做得好好。 - 我哋係團隊嘛。
Claudia and Artie. Claudia同Artie。
"clartie." "artia"? 「Clartie」定「Artia」？
- Pack. - Yeah. 執嘢。 - 好。
- [groaning] 呻吟聲
- Pete! Pete！
- I got the bag! You get him! 我攞到個袋！你捉住佢！
- [groans] 呻吟聲
- Secret service! 特勤局！
What happened? 發生咩事？
- Asian guy... 亞洲男人...
Went out that window. 由嗰個窗走咗。
- What is with this guy and windows? 呢條友同窗有仇咩？
- Hey. Are you all right? 喂，你冇事嘛？
- Hey, Pete, this way! [groans] 喂，Pete，呢邊！ 呻吟聲
- Got it covered. 搞掂咗。
- Whoa. 嘩。
Oh, ow. Oh, ow. 噢，痛。噢，痛。
Ow, ow, ow, ow. 痛，痛，痛，痛。
Ow, further than I thought. 痛，比我想像中遠。
- We lost him. 我哋追唔到佢。
- Ow, but I bet we got the artifact. 痛，但我肯定我哋攞到件神器。
- Well, let's take a look at it, then. 好，咁我哋睇吓佢啦。
Jeez, where's the drummer and the fife? 天啊，鼓手同笛手喺邊？
- I just hurt my knee, okay? And my shoulder. 我整親膝頭，好冇？同埋膊頭。
And I'm probably gonna have a huge bruise on my-- 我大概會有大瘀傷喺我——
What is that? 呢個係咩？
- That is the world's smallest purple violin. 係全世界最細嘅紫色小提琴。
- Oh. 哦。
You know, one day you're gonna make some lucky guy 你知唔知，有一日你會做某個幸運仔
A very sarcastic wife. 嘅好串老婆。
- Ah. 啊。
- Half lion, half eagle. 一半獅子，一半鷹。
- A griffin. - I know. 獅鷲。 - 我知。
- Well, did you know that in chinese mythology 咁你知唔知喺中國神話入面
They were used to guard treasure? 佢哋用嚟守護寶藏？
But somehow this one helps people steal treasure 但係呢隻竟然幫人偷寶藏
And then make a clean getaway. 跟住安全走甩。
- Oh, hey, speaking of, 哦，喂，講起呢樣，
Now that the mission is accomplished, 既然任務完成咗，
You can go to your high-school reunion 你可以去你嘅中學同學聚會
And see some of your old friends. 見吓你啲舊朋友。
[both cheer sarcastically] 兩個諷刺咁歡呼
You did--you did have friends in high school, right? 你中學嗰陣有朋友㗎，係嘛？
- Oh, as a matter of fact, kurt smoller, 哦，事實上，Kurt Smoller，
Who is the captain of the football team, 佢係足球隊隊長，
Emailed me and invited me personally. 電郵俾我，親自邀請我。
- Wow, you and a football captain, huh? 嘩，你同足球隊長，吓？
- Yeah, yeah, we hung out. 係，係，我哋一齊玩。
Okay, I tutored him in math. 好，我教過佢數學。
- [chuckles] well, that's perfect. 笑聲，咁就完美喇。
Now you can go back and show big, fat kurt smoller 而家你可以返去俾大肥仔Kurt Smoller睇
That smart girls grow up pretty. 聰明女大咗會變靚。
- Fine, I will go. 好，我去。
- Excellent. - [sighs] 好。 - 唉。
- Now let's bag old, uh, kathy griffin there, 而家我哋收好嗰個，呃，Kathy Griffin，
Shall we? 好唔好？
[both chuckle] 兩個笑聲
Ready? - Yep. 準備好？ - 好。
Nothing to it. 冇難度。
- And now for two days, 跟住兩日，
We get to pretend we're normal. 我哋可以扮吓正常人。
- Leena. Leena。
[echoing] Leena? 回音 Leena？
Pete! Pete！
I have a good name. 我有個好名。
Hey, Leena. - Hey, Pete. 喂，Leena。 - 喂，Pete。
- Wow, I didn't know the Warehouse 嘩，我唔知倉庫
Had a canned-food aisle. 有罐頭食品通道。
Ooh, red herrings, huh? 哦，紅鯡魚，吓？
Bet that case was really hard to solve. 肯定嗰單案好難破。
- Did you hurt your leg? 你整親隻腳？
- I did. 係。
I, uh, twisted it nabbing the griffin, 我，呃，捉獅鷲嗰陣扭親，
Which I put on Artie's desk. 我放咗喺Artie枱上。
I didn't see him or Claudia. 我見唔到佢同Claudia。
- They're in hartford on a mission. 佢哋喺Hartford做任務。
Pete, put that back. Pete，放返低。
That's the original can of worms. 嗰係原版嘅「一罐蟲」。
- All right, well, 3:00 on a friday, 好，咁星期五三點，
So I'm calling it. 我收工。
I will see you on monday. 星期一見。
- Take care of that leg. 小心你隻腳。
And you should stay in bed all weekend. 你應該成個週末留喺床度。
- My plan exactly. 我正係咁諗。
Ow, ow, ow. 痛，痛，痛。
- I think that the donation is suspicious, that's all. 我覺得嗰筆捐款好可疑，就係咁。
- I've done nothing wrong. 我冇做錯任何嘢。
I gave money to fund free clinics across the country. 我捐錢資助全國嘅免費診所。
That's a good thing. 呢件係好事。
- Yeah, it's a good thing, 係，係好事，
If you did it of your own free will, 如果你係自願咁做，
But I get a feeling that your wife 但我覺得你老婆
Wasn't too thrilled with that decision. 對呢個決定唔係咁開心。
- Well, what makes you think that? 咁，你點解咁諗？
Okay, she was upset with my sudden generosity, 好，佢對我突然咁慷慨唔高興，
But that's because she didn't understand why I did it. 但係因為佢唔明我點解咁做。
- Why did you do it? 你點解咁做？
- I don't have to answer to you or my wife. 我唔需要向你或者我老婆交代。
- Is there another woman? 係咪有第二個女人？
- No. 唔係。
There's only one woman for me. 我只有一個女人。
- Okay. 好。
Claudia, I think that we could be dealing Claudia，我覺得我哋可能係對緊
With a home-wrecking artifact. 一件破壞家庭嘅神器。
Two of the v.P.S have filed for divorce. 有兩個副總裁申請咗離婚。
- Oh, make that three. 哦，變三個。
The v.P. Of product operations 產品營運副總裁
Just called off his engagement. 啱啱取消咗婚約。
- You got that off the internet? 你喺網上搵到？
- Social networking, but old school. 社交網絡，但係老派方法。
Teri the receptionist is chatty. 接待員Teri好八卦。
- Hansen's. So if, uh, lewis calls-- Hansen嘅。所以如果，呃，Lewis打嚟——
- Listen, aside from these donations, 聽住，除咗呢啲捐款，
What else do these truehart executives 呢班Truehart高層仲有咩
Have in common? 共同點？
- Well, one thing. 嗯，一樣嘢。
I cross-checked their recent credit card charges. 我交叉核對咗佢哋最近嘅信用卡簽賬。
Hansen's bar showed up on all three expense accounts. Hansen's Bar 喺三個開支帳戶都出現咗。
- Can you pull up the receipts? - 可唔可以拉啲收據出嚟？
- Observe. - 睇住。
- Okay. - 好。
Well, each of these guys met with the same person. 呢幾個人個個都見過同一個人。
- You know that how? - 你點知㗎？
- Because look, on each receipt, - 因為你睇，每張收據都有
Apple mojito. 蘋果莫希托。
Are any of these truehart executives not affected? Truehart 嘅高層有冇邊個冇事？
- John donley. - John Donley。
Oh, wait. Oh, pickles! 哦，等陣。哦，酸瓜！
That was just him with teri. We should go warn him. 佢只係同 Teri 一齊咋。我哋應該去警告佢。
- No, no, no, we should track him, - 唔得唔得唔得，我哋應該跟蹤佢，
'cause he could be the mojito drinker. 因為佢可能就係飲莫希托嗰個。
See if you can hack into the garage cameras-- 睇吓可唔可以 hack 入停車場嘅閉路電視——
- Hey, teri. - 喂，Teri。
John say where he was headed? John 有冇話去邊？
- Hansen's bar for a drink with a client. - Hansen's Bar 同客戶飲嘢。
You should try it. 你應該試吓。
They have the best happy-hour clam bar. 佢哋嘅歡樂時光蜆吧最正。
- You feel like clams? - 你想食蜆？
- I feel a little clammy, yes. - Yeah, okay. - 我有啲濕立立，係呀。 - 係啦，好。
- Let...Me... - 等我...
Just...Say... - 就咁講...
T.G.I.F. 終於星期五啦。
Hey, sorry about the knee-- 喂，唔好意思，膝頭哥——
Kind of, you know, limits my moves a little. 有啲限制咗我嘅動作。
- No complaints, - 冇投訴，
Unless you were faking it 除非你扮嘢
So I had to do most of the work. 搞到我要做晒啲功夫。
- Why-- - 點解——
Why don't women ever believe me? 點解女人永遠唔信我？
- Let's not get into that. - 唔好講呢啲住。
Don't worry. 唔使擔心。
We won't go dancing tonight. 我哋今晚唔會去跳舞。
- Good... - 好...
'cause there's nothing I want that isn't right here 因為我想要嘅嘢都喺晒呢度
In this bed. 呢張床上面。
- Go, scorpions! - 衝呀，蠍子隊！
[laughing] [笑聲]
- Megan. - Wait, let me guess. - Megan。 - 等陣，等我估。
I have no idea. 我完全唔知。
- Myka Bering. - Myka Bering。
- Myka...
Great. 好。
Okay, so tonight's cocktail party plus a room 好，今晚嘅雞尾酒會加一間房
Is $120... 係 120 蚊...
Unless of course you plan to hook up with someone 除非你打算同人 hook up
And don't need the room. 咁就唔使房。
- [chuckles] I'll take the room. - [輕笑] 我要間房。
So, um, is, um... 咁，呃，係咪...
Kurt smoller here yet? Kurt Smoller 到咗未？
- Right over there. - 喺嗰邊。
[pop music] [流行音樂]
♪
Isn't it disgusting? 係咪好嘔心？
He's in better shape and has more hair 佢身形仲好過中學，頭髮又多啲
Than he did in high school. 比起佢中學嗰陣。
- Yeah. - 係呀。
- Oh, come on, give us a smile. - 哦，嚟啦，笑一個啦。
- Just take the picture. - 影相就得啦。
- There's the apple mojito. - 蘋果莫希托出現咗。
- [sighs] we're dealing with a femme fatale. - [嘆氣] 我哋係同一個蛇蠍美人打交道。
- I thought you were interested - 我以為你對團體保險有興趣
In group insurance, miss andrews, Andrews 小姐，
And if you're buying, I'm selling. 如果你買，我就賣。
But if you're selling, I'm not buying. 但如果你賣，我唔買。
- You haven't heard the whole pitch. - 你未聽晒成個推銷。
- I've heard enough. - 我聽夠啦。
I'm a happily married man. 我係個幸福嘅已婚男人。
- And john's reaching for his briefcase. - 而 John 伸手拎公事包。
Now he's walking out. 佢而家行緊出去。
- Okay, I'm gonna follow him. - 好，我跟住佢。
You stay here. - Whoa, flag on the play. 你留喺度。 - 嘩，犯規啦。
Now he's heading back to her. 佢而家返去搵佢。
- You fascinate me. - 你令我著迷。
[pop music] [流行音樂]
♪
- Excuse me. - 唔好意思。
Could I get another vodka tonic, please? 可唔可以俾多杯伏特加湯力我？
- Vodka tonic? - 伏特加湯力？
That's a grown-up drink. 呢啲係大人飲嘅嘢。
- Kurt. - Kurt。
- Myka Bering, - Myka Bering，
The algebra girl? - Yeah. 代數女仔？ - 係呀。
- I'm glad you could make it. - 我好開心你嚟到。
- Really? - 真係？
Well, you know, I-I mostly came 嗯，你知道啦，我主要係嚟
Because of that nice email that you sent me. 因為你 send 俾我嗰封好嘅電郵。
- Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. - 哦，哦，係呀係呀。
Uh, megan sent those out. 呃，Megan 寄出去㗎。
We're co-chairs. 我哋係聯合主席。
- Ah. - 啊。
So you two still a couple? 咁你哋兩個仲係一對？
- No, not since senior prom. - 唔係，畢業舞會之後就冇啦。
I think once you see somebody vomit that much 我覺得一旦你見到有人嘔咁多
For that long... 嘔咁耐...
It changes everything. - [chuckles] 一切都會變。 - [輕笑]
Well, maybe we should catch up sometime. 嗯，或者我哋改日聚吓。
- Yeah, well, you want to join us for a drink? - 係呀，嗯，你想同我哋一齊飲杯？
I mean, you remember the guys-- 我意思係，你記唔記得班友——
Royboy and gabers and phil. Royboy、Gabers 同 Phil。
- Yeah, I-I remember them. - 係呀，我記得佢哋。
Maybe later. 或者遲啲啦。
- Maybe later. - 或者遲啲啦。
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- Okay, what the hell? - 好，搞咩鬼？
- Well, she must be using some kind of seduction artifact. - 嗯，佢一定係用咗某種誘惑神器。
There's so many that it could be-- 有好多可能性——
Valentino's cigarette, Valentino 嘅煙，
Helen of troy's cuff bracelet. Helen of Troy 嘅手鐲。
You know, jfk had a-- 你知道啦，JFK 有個——
He had a tie pin that drove women-- 佢有個領帶夾令女人——
What the hell are you doing? 你做緊咩？
- I'm setting an alarm, in case there's any activity - 我 set 緊警報，以防 John 嘅銀行戶口
In john's bank account. 有咩活動。
- Very good idea. - 好主意。
[electricity crackling] [電流聲]
- Whoa. - 嘩。
You've still got some kick in you, huh? 你仲有啲電喺度，係咪？
What was that about? 頭先係點㗎？
[keys clacking] [鍵盤聲]
- So, uh, sure you don't want a bowl of cereal? - 咁，呃，你肯定唔要碗穀物片？
- Mm-mm. Just another bowl of you. - 唔使。只要多一碗你。
- Ooh. - 哦。
[pop music] [流行音樂]
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- Hey, I'll have another one. - 喂，我要多一杯。
♪
[dramatic music] [戲劇性音樂]
- [groans] - [呻吟]
♪
- [groaning] - [呻吟]
[pop music] [流行音樂]
♪
- [gasps] - [吸氣]
[breathing heavily] [喘氣]
- Whoa. - 嘩。
[cell phone rings] [電話鈴聲]
- Hello, is this Pete? - 喂，係咪 Pete？
- Whoa. - 嘩。
Well, I-I'm not sure. 嗯，我唔肯定。
I mean, is this, uh, Myka? 我意思係，係咪 Myka？
- I don't know. - 我唔知。
I-I look like Pete, 我睇落似 Pete，
But I don't feel like Pete. 但我 feel 唔似 Pete。
- You feel like me, right? - 你 feel 似我，係咪？
I-I mean, like... 我意思係，似...
Myka. Myka。
- Pete...
What the hell happened? 發生咩事？
- Uh... - 呃...
Jeez, I-I don't know. 天呀，我唔知。
I would say we, uh... 我會話我哋，呃...
Switched bodies. 交換咗身體。
- Pete? - Pete？
- Oh, yeah, we definitely switched bodies. - 哦，係呀，我哋 definitely 交換咗身體。
- Pete, get your hands off my breasts. - Pete，你隻手放開我個胸。
- Myka, how'd you know that? - Myka，你點知㗎？
- Because you're still you, and I'm still me, - 因為你仲係你，我仲係我，
Even though we're in different bodies. 雖然我哋喺唔同嘅身體入面。
Okay, we got to figure--ow! 好，我哋要搞清楚——哎呀！
- Myka, what is it? - Myka，做咩？
- You really did hurt your knee. - 你真係整親膝頭哥。
- Okay, this body whammy - 好，呢個身體交換
Is definitely artifact-related. definitely 同神器有關。
I mean, I saw a flash of the griffin. 我意思係，我見到 Griffin 閃過。
- Me too, Pete. - 我都係，Pete。
Okay, now, we've got to get back to the Warehouse. 好，我哋而家要返去 Warehouse。
- Here's your drink, miss. - 小姐，你杯嘢。
- Hold on. - 等陣。
Hey, pal, uh, how many of those have I had? 喂，老友，呃，我飲咗幾杯？
- This'll be four. - 呢杯係第四杯。
- Ah. - 啊。
Holy crap. 頂。
Myka, listen, I drank three... Myka，聽住，我飲咗三杯...
[sniffs] [聞]
I drank three vodka tonics. 我飲咗三杯伏特加湯力。
- No, no, no, Pete. - 唔得唔得唔得，Pete。
I drank three vodka tonics. 係我飲咗三杯伏特加湯力。
- Okay, so y-you feel my knee pain, - 好，所以你 feel 到我膝頭痛，
And I feel your booze buzz. 而我 feel 到你嘅酒意。
- Oh, my god, Pete, I am so sorry. - 天啊，Pete，我好對唔住。
I would've had juice if I'd have known 如果我知我哋會交換身體
We were gonna switch bodies. 我就會飲果汁。
- This is gonna be tough to explain - 呢個好難解釋
At my next a.A. Meeting. 喺我下次嘅匿名戒酒會。
- Promise me you won't drink any more. - 應承我唔好再飲。
- Don't worry, I remember this feeling, - 唔使擔心，我記得呢種感覺，
And it doesn't end well. 同埋結局唔會好。
- And don't drive, okay? - 同埋唔好揸車，好嗎？
You're a bad enough driver already. 你本身已經係個好差嘅司機。
I'll come get you. It's not that far. 我嚟接你。唔係好遠。
- Who's that on the phone? - 邊個打電話嚟？
- Pete. - Pete。
- Hey, is that kelly? - 喂，係咪 Kelly？
- Myka. - Myka。
I mean, it's my-- my partner, Myka. 我意思係，我嘅——我拍檔，Myka。
It's the girl. 係個女仔。
Myka, hi, uh, hmm, yes, Myka，嗨，呃，嗯，係呀，
I will go to the office 我返公司一趟
To pick up the file. 拎份文件
I'll be there in about three hours, okay? 大概三個鐘就到，好唔好？
And in the meantime, don't do anything that I wouldn't do, 呢段時間，唔好做啲我唔會做嘅嘢
And I mean that. 我講真㗎
- Hey, the same goes for you. - 喂，你都係啊
- Kelly, I got to go. - Kelly，我要走啦
- Now? - 而家？
But we were gonna spend the whole weekend together. 我哋本來打算成個週末一齊過㗎
- I know. - 我知
I'm, uh--you know, the I.R.S. Never sleeps. 我，呃——你知啦，稅局係唔會休息㗎
So, um, I'll be back as soon as I can. 所以，我會盡快返嚟
- May I remind you that you still owe me one? - 我提你一句，你仲欠我一次㗎？
Why don't we even out the score before you leave? 不如你走之前同我扯平先？
- Oh, gosh. - 哎呀
Uh, no, no, I-- 呃，唔，唔，我——
No, I'm sorry. 唔，對唔住
I-I wish I could, sweetie... 我——我都想，甜心……
Pie... 批……
Cake. 蛋糕
But I just wouldn't be able to... 但我真係冇辦法……
Concentrate. 集中精神
- Oh. - 哦
Okay. 好
Fine. 得
Go. 去啦
- Sorry. - 對唔住
Mwah. 啜
I'll--I'll call you from the road. 我——我路上打俾你
And it's not like I'm a guy 我唔係嗰啲男人
Saying I'll call you. 話會打俾你就算
I mean it. 我講真㗎
- Okay. - 好
- Oh, my god, I have got to put a shirt on. - 天啊，我要著返件衫先
Bye. 拜拜
- What have I said about the rockies all season? - 我成季都話洛磯隊點樣？
It all comes down to-- 一切都關乎——
- Pitching. - 投手
Yep. 係
Runs don't matter. 得分冇用
The rocks can't win without the bullpen. 冇牛棚，洛磯隊贏唔到
- Exactly what I was gonna say. - 我正想咁講
- Mm-hmm. - Let me get you a chair. - 嗯 - 我幫你拎張凳
- Hey, hey, hey. Too slow. - 喂喂喂，太慢啦
[laughter] [笑聲]
Anyway, with de la rosa and jimenez, 總之，有de la rosa同jimenez
You have strength-- 你就有實力——
Strength on the, uh-- [clears throat] on the mound. 投手丘上嘅實力
But depth? 但深度呢？
Man, I don't think so. 老友，我唔係咁睇
- Clearly she knows more than you guys. - 明顯佢比你們幾個都識嘢
- Ooh, anyone want hot wings? - 喂，有冇人要辣雞翼？
Hey, sam, wing us. [clears throat] 喂，Sam，掟過嚟 [清喉嚨]
- Did it go through? - 搞掂未？
- It's done. - 搞掂咗
[computer chirps] [電腦響]
- Well, looky that. - 喂，睇下呢
He just marked a $3 million chunk of bonds 佢啱啱標記咗三百萬債券
To sell when the market opens. 等開市就賣
- And she's sending him away. - Why would she do that? - 而佢送個男人走 - 點解佢要咁做？
- Because she got what she wanted. - 因為佢得到想要嘅嘢
I'm going in. 我入去
But first, precautions... 但先做防護措施……
To neutralize any tainted cigarette smoke. 中和任何受污染嘅煙味
This should block any pheromone-related 呢個應該可以阻隔任何費洛蒙相關
Or perfume-borne substances. 或者香水帶嚟嘅物質
And just to be safe, 為咗安全起見
These are in-ear noise cancelers 呢啲係入耳式降噪耳機
That will void 可以消除
Any kind of siren-related artifacts, 任何警笛相關嘅干擾
And that should be that. 咁就搞掂
Cover me. 掩護我
Pardon me, miss, I'm a federal agent. 唔好意思小姐，我係聯邦探員
And I know that you somehow 我知道你用某種方法
Forced executives from truehart 逼Truehart嘅高層
To donate to free clinics, and before you deny it, 捐錢俾免費診所，你唔好否認
We just traced some activity on john donley's bank account. 我哋啱啱追蹤到John Donley銀行戶口嘅活動
- That's some pickup line. - 呢句開場白都幾得意
- Something has entered your life - 有啲嘢進入咗你嘅生活
That's giving you power over men. 令你對男人有控制力
I know that. 我知
And I want to know what that thing is, 我想知係乜嘢
Because you've been abusing that power, haven't you? 因為你一直濫用呢種力量，係咪？
- I'm not the bad guy here. - 我唔係壞人
In fact, once you get to know me, 其實，你認識我之後
I'm actually quite nice. 我係幾好相處㗎
- Oh, your charms aren't gonna work on me, lady. - 喂，你嘅魅力對我冇用㗎，小姐
Sorry. 對唔住
- You sure you don't see something you like? - 你肯定冇見到自己鍾意嘅嘢？
- No, I'm here on business. - 唔係，我嚟係做正經嘢
It's time you start answering my questions. 你係時候答我問題
It's done. 搞掂咗
- That's why you're the master. - 所以你係大師
Did you get the artifact? - No, no, she's clean. 拎到件嘢未？ - 冇，佢好乾淨
Let's go. 走啦
- Hold on. - 等陣
So, Artie, what's our next move? Who's our next suspect? 咁Artie，我哋下一步點做？下個疑犯係邊個？
- I told you, the investigation is over. - 我話過你知，調查完咗
- Well, those men gave their fortunes away. - 但嗰啲男人捐晒身家喎
- For a good cause. - You stay away from her. - 為咗好事 - 你離佢遠啲
- What? - She's mine. - 咩話？ - 佢係我嘅
- Artie! - Artie！
- Back off, donley. She loves me now. - 退後，Donley。佢而家愛我
- What? Artie? - 咩話？Artie？
- I am gonna tesla him until he is impotent. - 我要用Tesla電到佢不舉
- Artie, stop. She's gotten to you. - Artie，停手。佢影響咗你
- Just stay out of this. - 你唔好理
- I'm taking you down. - 我要拉你落嚟
- Guys, listen. - Claudia, get out of my way. - 各位，聽講 - Claudia，唔好阻住
- Hey, that's her car. - 喂，佢架車
Lauren! Lauren！
Lauren, wait for me! Lauren! Lauren，等我！Lauren！
- Oh, my god. Oh, my god. - 天啊，天啊
Call 911! 打999！
- Oh, my god. - 天啊
She should be more careful. She could get hurt. 佢應該小心啲，會受傷㗎
- [sighs, belches] - Seriously, though, - [嘆氣，打嗝] - 講真
You--you actually like the three stooges? 你——你真係鍾意三個傻佬？
- Yeah. - 係
- Who's your favorite joe? - 你最鍾意邊個Joe？
- Well, I would have to go with besser - 我會揀Besser
Over de rita, 多過De Rita
Although nobody can hold a candle to curly. 雖然冇人可以同Curly比
"nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. A wise guy, eh?" 「Nyuk nyuk nyuk，醒目仔係咪？」
[rolls tongue] [捲舌]
[chuckles] [笑]
[barking] [狗吠]
[laughs] [笑]
- Okay, don't take this the wrong way, - 好，唔好誤會
But until tonight, I had no idea 但直到今晚，我完全唔知
You were so much fun. 你咁好玩
- Dude, until tonight, I wasn't that much fun. - 老友，直到今晚，我都冇咁好玩
- Okay, there's something special happening here, right? - 好，呢度有啲特別嘢發生緊，係咪？
Do you feel this? 你感覺到嗎？
- You don't know the half of it. - 你唔知一半
Dude. 老友
What the hell? 搞咩鬼？
- I thought you wanted me to. - 我以為你想我咁做
- No! Jeez! - 唔係！天啊！
Crap. 死火
I'm a chick. 我係女仔
- Pete! - Pete！
- I got to go. - 我要走啦
Ugh. 唉
- Okay. - 好
O-okay, Pete, Pete, Pete. 好——好，Pete，Pete，Pete
Just let me do it. 等我嚟做
- Jeez, I haven't had a drink in eight years. - 天啊，我八年冇飲過酒
The buzz lasts a little bit longer than I remember. 醉意比我想像中持久
- Oh, is that why you kissed my high-school crush? - 哦，所以你錫咗我中學暗戀嘅人？
- Ow, I didn't kiss him. He kissed me. - 喂，我冇錫佢，係佢錫我
- Wait, kurt likes me? - 等陣，Kurt鍾意我？
- No, he likes me. - 唔係，佢鍾意我
He thinks you're a giganto-nerd. 佢覺得你係超級書呆子
- Right. - 啱
We'll fix this. 我哋搞返掂
- Whoa, me first, I gotta take a leak. - 喂，我先，我要去小便
- Don't forget to sit down. - 記得坐低
And don't touch anything. 同埋唔好掂任何嘢
- Dark reeling feeling... - 黑暗旋轉嘅感覺……
- Artie, I just found something huge. - Artie，我啱啱發現好大件事
- What rhymes with "adorable"? - 「可愛」押咩韻？
- Deplorable. - 可恥
- No. - 唔係
More--more able to-- passionate. 更——更有能力——熱情
- Stop writing poetry. - No, I can't stop. - 唔好再寫詩 - 唔得，我停唔到
- Hey, I need your brain. - 喂，我需要你個腦
I just found out lauren's brother died 我啱啱發現Lauren嘅細佬死咗
Six months ago of liver disease. 六個月前，肝病
His request for a transplant 佢嘅移植申請
Was denied by his insurance. 俾保險公司拒絕咗
Do you want to guess who the provider was? 你想估下邊間保險公司？
- Truehart. - Truehart
- Yes. - So it was a revenge thing. - 係 - 所以係報復
And who can blame her? 又點可以怪佢？
- We can! - No. - 我哋可以！ - 唔得
- Apparently the money's not enough. - 明顯錢唔夠
She wants their lives. - You know, when I see her, 佢要佢哋嘅命 - 你知唔知，當我見到佢
I'll ask her to stop wanting their lives, 我會叫佢唔好再要佢哋嘅命
And she'll do it because she's sweet. 佢會聽因為佢好甜
- Holy gams, batman, that's how she's doing it. - 天啊，Batman，佢就係咁做
- "rangel"? - Artie, look at this. - 「Rangel」？ - Artie，睇呢度
You touched lauren's leg. John donley touched it too. 你掂過Lauren嘅腳，John Donley都掂過
- I think "adorable" is better. - Look at that. - 我覺得「可愛」好啲 - 睇下呢度
- Don't show me another man groping my lauren. - 唔好俾我睇第二個男人摸我嘅Lauren
- Oh, that man's in the hospital - 喂，嗰個男人喺醫院
With five broken ribs, and you could be next. 斷咗五條肋骨，你可能係下一個
What can you tell me about lauren's leg? 你講到Lauren嘅腳有咩特別？
- That the only thing that stops it going on forever - 唯一令佢唔會永遠落去嘅
Is the floor. 係地板
Silky smooth and subtly soft. 絲滑柔順，隱約軟滑
Ooh, I like "subtly soft." 哦，我鍾意「隱約軟滑」
Silky smooth. 絲滑柔順
- Ah, so maybe it's a body cream - 啊，可能係身體乳霜
That she's using to turn men into stalkers. 佢用嚟令男人變跟蹤狂
- Stalker... - 跟蹤狂……
No. 唔係
Would a stalker go to her house in the middle of the night 跟蹤狂會半夜去佢屋企
To read her poetry? 讀詩俾佢聽？
- Oh, Artie, you can't go over there... - 哦，Artie，你唔可以去佢度……
Without a shower. 冇沖涼。
You're all stinky from artifact hunting. 你成身臭晒，搵古物搵到咁。
- Oh, yes, it has been a long day. - 係呀，今日真係好長。
- Gamy, right? - 好大陣味，係咪？
- Take a shower, yeah, but not a cold one. - 沖涼啦，但唔好沖凍水。
- Well, Leena's looking into it, - 喂，Leena 喺度查緊，
But what do we do in the meantime? 但我哋而家可以做啲咩？
- Let's go over the griffin. - 我哋睇返個獅鷲。
There could be something. 可能會有啲嘢。
All right. 好。
Just-- 只係——
A metal flap. 一塊金屬片。
That's it. 就係咁。
Is it? 係咩？
- Yes. Yes, it means it's--it's a bookend - 係。係，即係話佢係——係一個書擋
And not a statue. 而唔係雕像。
- And bookends come in pairs. - 書擋係一對嘅。
- And if there's another one, the thief probably has it. - 如果有另一個，個賊好大機會攞咗。
- He could be anywhere by now. - 佢而家可能去咗邊度都唔知。
- No, uh, wait, Leena said - 唔係，喂，等陣，Leena 話
That when she put the griffin down 佢放低個獅鷲嗰陣
It rotated. 佢轉咗。
[gasps] [倒抽一口氣]
- It--it looks like-- like it's pointing, - 佢——佢睇落好似——好似指緊方向，
Like--like a compass. 好似——好似指南針咁。
- Well, maybe it'll lead us to its mate - 咁可能佢會帶我哋去搵佢個伴侶
In some dualistic attraction. 有啲二元吸引力咁。
Come on, let's hit the road. 嚟啦，我哋出發。
Oh, and could you change out of my dress? 哦，你可唔可以換咗我條裙？
I just bought that today. 我今日先買㗎。
- Jeez. - 天啊。
[cell phone rings] [電話鈴聲]
[gasps] [倒抽一口氣]
Oh, that's--that's kelly. 哦，係——係 Kelly。
- Oh, shoot. - 哎呀。
I said I'd call her. 我話過會打俾佢。
- Aha. - 哈。
So it's not just a guy thing. 原來唔係得男仔先會咁。
- Hi, kelly. - 喂，Kelly。
Yeah, it's--it's me... 係，係——係我……
Pete. Pete。
Um... 嗯……
Hey, you know, I-I know that I said that I'd call you, 喂，你知啦，我——我知我話過會打俾你，
But I forgot. 但我唔記得咗。
And, uh, so I want to make-- 同埋，嗯，所以我想補償——
I want to make it up to you with this promise. 我想用呢個承諾補償返俾你。
- What? No promises. - 咩話？唔好亂承諾。
No, Myka. 唔好，Myka。
Myka, no promises. Myka，唔好亂承諾。
- Uh, yes, let me-- - 嗯，係，等我——
Let me get someplace private. 等我搵個私人啲嘅地方。
- Fresh as a daisy - 清新到似朵花
And a little less formal 又冇咁正式
And slightly slimming. 仲顯瘦啲。
- And all you need is your hat. - 你只係爭頂帽。
- Ooh, good idea. - 哦，好主意。
All right-- what are you doing? 好——你做緊咩？
No, Claudia! - Knock, knock. 唔好，Claudia！ - 敲門，敲門。
Just like old times. 好似以前咁。
- Claudia! - Claudia！
- It's for your own protection, Artie. - 係為咗保護你咋，Artie。
I'm going to lauren's to do what Warehouse agents do-- 我要去 Lauren 度做倉庫探員要做嘅嘢——
Get the artifact. 攞返件古物。
- If you hurt lauren, I will hunt you down. - 如果你傷害 Lauren，我會追到你上天落地。
- Mm-hmm. - 嗯哼。
Pwned. 完勝。
- God, how can you stand this hair? - 天，你點頂得住呢啲頭髮㗎？
I just want to cut it off. 我真係想剪咗佢。
- You do that, and I will shave your entire body. - 你咁做，我就剃晒你全身。
- Ugh. - Use the hair tie. - 唉。 - 用條橡筋。
It's on my right arm. 喺我右手臂。
- So--I just thought it was an ugly bracelet. - 哦——我仲以為係條醜樣嘅手鏈。
So what do--what do I do? 咁我——我應該點做？
- Turn. - 轉身。
- [sighs] so what'd you promise kelly? - [嘆氣] 咁你應承咗 Kelly 啲咩？
- Well, you will find out. - 你會知㗎。
Oh, my god, your hands are so clumsy. 天啊，你對手真係好笨拙。
- Ow! - 哎呀！
- There. - 得咗。
Look at that. 睇下。
- What is it doing? - 佢做緊咩？
- Hey. - 喂。
You have the other griffin. 你有另一個獅鷲。
- You were right. There are two of 'em. - 你啱咗。真係有兩個。
Security guard. 保安。
You and the thief were working together. 你同個賊係一夥嘅。
- Wrong again. - 又錯。
We are together. 我哋係一對。
And we've been looking all over town for you. 我哋成個鎮搵緊你。
- I really don't like where this is going. - 我真係唔鍾意呢個發展。
- I need the other griffin now. - 我而家就要另一個獅鷲。
- No! First you show us-- - 唔得！你先俾我哋睇——
- There's no time. - 冇時間啦。
- Myka, grab the griffin. - Myka，攞住個獅鷲。
Whoa, I'm me again. 嘩，我變返自己。
Myka, where are you? Myka，你喺邊？
- I'm back to myself. - 我變返自己。
- This just got easier. - 咁就易搞好多。
- Wrong. He's the nice one. - 錯。佢係好人嗰個。
- So am I. - 我都係。
- Now we're sharing one body too. - 而家我哋都共用一個身體。
Pete? Pete？
Pete, we have got to fix this. Pete，我哋一定要搞返掂呢件事。
- Yeah, tell me about it. - 係，仲使講。
- Oh, hi. I work with Artie. - 哦，嗨。我同 Artie 一齊做嘢。
- Get out of here. - No can do. - 你走啦。 - 冇得傾。
Two men are in the hospital, and you're still on the loose. 兩個人入咗醫院，你仲喺度逍遙法外。
- That wasn't my fault. - 唔關我事㗎。
- I saw you hit john donley with your car. - 我見到你用車撞 John Donley。
- That wasn't me driving. - Then who was it? - 唔係我揸車。 - 咁係邊個？
- Me. - 我。
- Told you to get out of here. - 叫你走㗎啦。
- [groaning] - [呻吟]
Sharing the same body now. Great. 而家仲要共用一個身體。正呀。
Should make Myka do this. 應該叫 Myka 做呢樣嘢。
[grunts] [咕噥]
- Really? - 真係？
Just when I could've used the upper-body strength. 偏偏喺我需要上身力量嘅時候。
[knock at door] [敲門聲]
[breathing heavily] [喘氣]
- Hey, you're still up. - 喂，你仲未瞓。
- Kurt. - Kurt。
This is a really bad time for a booty call. 呢個時候嚟搵食真係唔啱時候。
- What makes you think it's a booty call? - 點解你覺得係嚟搵食？
- Well, what else would it be? - 咁唔係仲可以係咩？
- Busted. - 穿煲。
Can I come in? 我可唔可以入嚟？
- No, no, you can't. - 唔得，唔得，你唔可以。
And just believe me when I say it's not you, it's me. 你信我，唔關你事，係我問題。
- Myka, I promise, I just want to talk. - Myka，我保證，我只係想傾偈。
- The lady said good night. - 位小姐話晚安啦。
- Wait, Myka didn't tell me she was involved. - 等陣，Myka 冇話俾我知佢有拖手。
- You went for it, man. - 你夠膽去馬喎，老友。
That's cool. Now get lost. 幾好。而家走啦。
- Look, man, you really don't have to do this. - 喂，老友，你真係唔使咁做。
I'm not after you. 我唔係追你。
- I'm not taking any chances - 我唔會冒險
Until lauren and I are on that plane. 直到 Lauren 同我上到飛機。
- What plane? - 咩飛機？
- One that's taking us far away, my love. - 帶我哋去好遠嘅地方，親愛嘅。
- I don't want to go anywhere with you, howard. - 我唔想同你去任何地方，Howard。
- You do. - 你想㗎。
You're just distracted by all these people. 你只係俾呢啲人搞到分心。
- Is that why you handcuffed me? - 所以你先鎖住我？
- I won't allow any of these other men - 我唔會俾任何其他男人
To steal you away. 搶走你。
I'm gonna go pack your bags, 我去幫你執行李，
And then we'll get out of here. 然後我哋就走。
- I am so sorry. - 我好對唔住。
I had no idea these guys would turn violent. 我完全冇諗過呢班人會咁暴力。
- Yeah, well, just let me think about this for a minute. - 係囉，等我諗下先。
- If Artie is a federal agent, won't he come after you? - 如果 Artie 係聯邦探員，佢唔會追你咩？
- He would... - 佢會……
Except I kind of handcuffed him in his hotel room. 不過我有啲鎖咗佢喺酒店房。
Fastest-working karma ever. 報應嚟得最快。
- Karma. Yeah, that's how this whole thing got started. - 報應。係，成件事就係咁開始。
I wanted that insurance company to pay back to others 我想間保險公司賠返俾其他人
What they took from me. 佢哋搶走我嘅嘢。
I never wanted anyone hurt. 我從來冇想過傷害任何人。
- So how are you doing it? - 咁你點做到㗎？
I mean, it's something to do with your legs, right? 我意思係，同你對腳有關，係咪？
- Stockings. - 絲襪。
I don't know why or how they work, 我唔知點解或者點樣運作，
But when men touch them, they'll do anything I ask. 但男人掂到佢哋，就會聽我話。
- Which is cool... - 咁都幾好……
You know, until they become obsessed stalkers, 你知啦，直到佢哋變成痴線跟蹤狂，
And you can't control them. 你控制唔到佢哋。
Where are the stockings now? 啲絲襪而家喺邊？
- On a rod in the bathroom. - 喺浴室條桿度。
- Oh. - 哦。
Right. 明白。
- Like I don't know how to improvise an electromagnet. - 好似我唔識整臨時電磁鐵咁。
I was doing this 我識呢樣嘢嗰陣
When macgyver was still trapped in his crib. MacGyver 仲喺佢張床仔度困住。
Now come to papa. 而家過嚟爸爸度。
Ah. 啊。
Oh, yes, come to papa. 哦，係，過嚟爸爸度。
Yes, yes. 係，係。
Come, baby. Come, come, come. 嚟啦，寶貝。嚟，嚟，嚟。
Yes. 係。
Okay. 好。
And this is only one of 23 ways 呢個只係其中一種
That I could have escaped. 我可以逃走嘅方法。
- [groans] I don't feel so good. - [呻吟] 我覺得唔係幾舒服。
- We can help. - 我哋可以幫手。
Just tell us what to-- - The griffins. 話俾我哋知要做咩—— - 獅鷲。
- I got them. They're right here. - 我攞到啦。喺度。
- Quick-- this is bad. - 快——呢個唔對路。
[groans] [呻吟]
- Just tell us what to do. - 話俾我哋知要做咩。
- You... - Just... - 你…… - 只係……
[both groan, scream] [兩人同時呻吟、尖叫]
- Oh. - 哦。
Oh, oh, oh. 哦，哦，哦。
Oh, I sure wish he'd... 哦，我真係希望佢……
- Finished that sentence. - 講完句嘢。
- All set. By this time tomorrow, - 搞掂晒。聽日呢個時候，
We'll be relaxing in a villa near lisboa. 我哋就會喺里斯本附近嘅別墅休息。
And as for you... 至於你……
- Lauren, come on, say something. Lauren，快啲講嘢啦。
- Howard, don't hurt her. Howard，唔好傷害佢。
- I have no choice. She would get between us. 我冇得揀。佢會阻住我哋。
And I can't allow anything to come between us. 我唔可以畀任何嘢阻住我哋。
You? 你？
- You? - 你？
- [groaning] - [呻吟聲]
- Lauren, are you all right? - Lauren，你冇事呀嘛？
- Yes, but what did you do to him? - 冇事，但你對佢做咗啲咩？
- Temporary blindness. - 暫時性失明咋。
This is a shard from the lens 呢塊係鏡片碎片
Of the pharos lighthouse, alexandria. 嚟自亞歷山大港嘅法羅斯燈塔。
And there's the phoenix. 仲有鳳凰。
Oh, so many things that I could show you. 唉，有咁多嘢我想話畀你知。
- Artie, thank god. He was about to shoot me and-- - Artie，好彩你嚟咗。佢啱啱差啲開槍射我仲——
- Claudia. - Claudia。
That prism was meant for you. 嗰塊棱鏡係為你準備㗎。
She thought that she could outsmart me, 佢以為自己可以呃到我，
But I've got moves she's never even dreamt of. 但我有嘅招數佢連發夢都諗唔到。
We're out of here. 我哋走啦。
- No, no, first unlock Claudia. - 唔得唔得，先解開Claudia。
- Unlock the girl that tried to come between us? - 解開個想阻住我哋嘅女仔？
Never. 冇可能。
Let's go. 走啦。
- Leena, you're out last hope. - Leena，你係我哋最後嘅希望。
We just learned the hard way 我哋啱啱先親身學到
That two things can't occupy the same space. 兩樣嘢係唔可以佔據同一個空間。
- Okay, I looked into split personalities, - 好，我查過人格分裂，
Which led me to robert louis stevenson, 跟住查到羅拔·路易斯·史蒂文森，
Who wrote dr. Jekyll and mr. Hyde. 佢寫咗《變身怪醫》。
Going through his notes, 睇佢啲筆記嗰陣，
I found a picture of him in his study. 我發現咗一張佢喺書房嘅相。
- Can we move this along? - 可唔可以快啲？
I'm starting to get a really... 我開始覺得好...
- Bad vibe. - 唔妥。
So that's what vibes feel like. 原來唔妥嘅感覺係咁㗎。
Huh. 吓。
- On the shelf behind him, - 佢後面個書架上面，
There's two bookends. 有兩個書擋。
- Griffins? - 獅鷲？
- No, one is an eagle. - 唔係，一個係鷹。
And the other is a lion. 另一個係獅子。
It seemed like such a coincidence-- 好似好巧合咁——
- Maybe the bookends on the mantel - 可能壁爐上面嘅書擋
Are in an inactive state. 係處於休眠狀態。
What if the heads can be switched, 如果個頭可以調轉，
And the duality... - Could be reversed? 咁個二元性... - 就可以逆轉？
We need to make the eagle and the lion whole again. 我哋要令鷹同獅子變返完整。
I'll call you back. - Okay. 我遲啲打返畀你。 - 好。
- It worked. - 得咗。
- All right. Come on, birdie. - 好嘢。嚟啦，雀仔。
- You'll have to kill me. - 你要殺咗我先得。
Nothing but a bullet will stop me 除非用子彈，
From trying to be with lauren. 否則我點都會繼續纏住Lauren。
- Artie, don't. - Artie，唔好。
- Lauren, go get the stockings, now! - Lauren，快啲去拎對絲襪！
- I know exactly how you feel, howard. - 我好明白你嘅感受，Howard。
- Then you know I'll follow her to the ends of the earth. - 咁你就知我會跟佢去到天涯海角。
- As would I. - 我都係。
Get on your knees. I'll make it quick. 跪低。我會快手啲。
- Artie, stop this! You're not a cold-blooded killer! - Artie，停手！你唔係一個冷血殺手㗎！
Lauren! Lauren！
- Come on, little birdie. - 嚟啦，小雀仔。
- Got it. - 拎到喇。
- Oh, yeah, that's 'cause I loosened it for you. - 哦，係呀，因為我幫你整鬆咗。
Put the eagle head on the eagle. 將鷹頭放返上鷹度。
- Okay. - 好。
[both groaning] [兩人呻吟聲]
- Just get it over with. - 快啲搞掂佢啦。
- What do I do with them? - 我點處理佢哋？
- Put a run in them. Use your nails, anything. - 整穿佢哋。用你啲指甲，咩都得。
- Then the lion head on the... - 然後獅子頭放返上...
- Oh, my god. - 天啊。
Howard, are you okay? Howard，你冇事呀嘛？
- I'm not sure. - 我唔肯定。
My eyes hurt, ow. 我對眼好痛，唉。
Oh, my god, I've got to get home to my wife. 天啊，我要返屋企搵我老婆。
- That was too close. - 真係好險。
- In so many ways. - 好多方面都係。
So I guess we can't even pretend 所以我諗我哋連扮正常
To be normal, huh? 都扮唔到，係咪？
- Normal... - 正常...
Not really in our wheelhouse. 真係唔係我哋嘅強項。
- [chuckles] - [笑]
Both: Good job. 兩個：做得好。
- [laughs] - [笑]
- Hey, look, I found the artifact. - 喂，睇下，我搵到件文物。
- Where did you get those? - 你喺邊度拎到呢啲嘢？
- My great-grandfather's estate. - 我太爺嘅遺產。
- More details. - 講多啲細節。
You turned several of us into blabbering fools. 你搞到我哋幾個變咗傻仔。
I'd like to know how. 我想知點解。
Who was your great-grandfather? 你太爺係邊個？
- He was a diplomat during world war I. - 佢係第一次世界大戰期間嘅外交官。
They were in a box with a card. 呢啲嘢放喺一個盒入面，仲有張卡。
"souviens-toi de moi, mon amour." "souviens-toi de moi， mon amour."
- "remember me, my love." - "記住我，我嘅愛人。"
World war I? - Yeah. 第一次世界大戰？ - 係。
- And the card-- was it signed "margaretha"? - 張卡係咪簽咗"Margaretha"？
- Yes. - 係。
How did you know that? 你點知㗎？
- Margaretha zelle. - Margaretha Zelle。
Otherwise known as mata hari. 即係Mata Hari。
- The spy? - 個間諜？
- And a world-class seductress. - 仲係世界級嘅誘惑者。
There's no way to tell whether they worked on her 冇辦法知道係呢啲嘢影響咗佢，
Or she worked on them. 定係佢影響咗呢啲嘢。
Either way, they worked. 總之，佢哋有效。
- I need to call the hospital, - 我要打去醫院，
Find out if john donley's okay. 睇下John Donley有冇事。
I hope he doesn't have his company's insurance. 希望佢冇買佢公司嘅保險。
- And "clartie" saves the day. - 同埋"Clartie"救咗場。
- Kiddo, I want to thank you - 細路，我想多謝你
For focusing on your job and trying to protect me. 專注做你嘅工作同埋想保護我。
- Well, I learned from the master. - 我係跟師傅學㗎。
You know, the keys are over there. 你知㗎，鎖匙喺嗰邊。
- From here, I can count - 由呢度數起，
Eight ways that you can escape. 我見到八個你可以逃走嘅方法。
- Okay, look, I'm really sorry I-- - 好，我其實好對唔住我——
- The spatula, make that nine. - 個鑊鏟，加埋九個。
Claudia...
Knock, knock. 叩，叩。
- Oh. - 哦。
Open. 開門。
- Then the thief walks into the jewelry store, right? - 然後個賊行入珠寶店，係咪？
Asks the clerk to see something pricey. 叫個店員俾佢睇啲貴嘢。
The clerk turns around. 個店員轉身。
Poof, he turns into the other one. 噗一聲，佢就變咗另一個。
I got to say, it's a pretty cool plan. 我話你知，呢個計劃真係幾正。
- Yeah, until they exploded, it was perfect. - 係呀，直到佢哋爆炸之前，都係完美嘅。
- Now the griffins are back in their dormant state? - 而家獅鷲返咗休眠狀態？
- Yes, the eagle and the lion. - 係，鷹同獅子。
- And the Myka and the Pete. - 同埋Myka同Pete。
- Hey, um, I, uh... - 喂，我，呃...
I'll be right back. 我返嚟先。
[pop music] [流行音樂]
♪
Hey. 喂。
- Hey. - 喂。
Where's your boyfriend? 你男朋友呢？
- Oh, I don't have one. - 哦，我冇男朋友。
- All right, obviously you're seeing someone. - 好，咁你明顯係同緊人一齊。
- You know what, kurt? Nothing-- - 你知唔知，Kurt？冇嘢——
Nothing is really obvious about me. 冇嘢係明顯關於我㗎。
And I just-- I wanted to tell you 我只係——我只係想話你知
That, um, I'm not who I seemed to be before. 我，呃，唔係之前你見到嘅嗰個人。
- Okay, well, whoever that was, - 好，咁無論邊個係，
She was a lot of fun. 佢都好好玩。
- I really enjoyed talking to you too. - 我都好開心同你傾偈。
Do you want to-- 你想唔想——
Do you want to keep in touch? 你想唔想保持聯絡？
- Definitely. - 一定。
Would it be okay if I kissed you good-bye? 我可唔可以同你吻別？
- So okay. - 梗係可以。
♪
You know what? I just really have to ask you-- 你知唔知？我真係要問你——
Which kiss was better, this one or--or the one before? 邊個吻好啲，呢個定——定之前嗰個？
- Uh, honestly? - 呃，老實講？
- Yeah. - This one. - 係。 - 呢個。
The one before, 之前嗰個，
You burped in the middle of it. 你吻到一半打咗個嗝。
- Bye, kurt. - 再見，Kurt。
Email you. 電郵你。
- Ta-da. - 登登。
- Rose petals... - 玫瑰花瓣...
And candles... 同蠟燭...
And balloons. 同氣球。
- And, uh, chocolates... - 同，呃，朱古力...
As promised. 講過嘅。
- Who needs candy? - 邊個要糖？
I want you. 我要你。
- Mmm. - 嗯。
So--so everything's okay between us? 咁——咁我哋之間冇事啦？
- Are you kidding? - 你講笑呀？
What you said on the phone 你喺電話講嘅嘢
Is the sweetest thing a guy has ever said to me. 係我聽過最冧嘅說話。
- I bet you don't even remember the exact words. - 我賭你連原句都唔記得。
- Oh, I remember. - 哦，我記得。
No man has ever understood me like that. 冇男人咁了解過我。
I'm so glad that-- 我好開心——
That you're... 你係...
You. 你。
- Me too. - 我都係。
But--but--but, uh, you know what would be really fun? 但——但——但，你知唔知有咩會好過癮？
Oh-oh. 哦哦。
- Oh! [giggles] - 哦！ [咯咯笑]
- Yeah, yeah. - 係啦係啦。
Why don't you say back to me 不如你同我講返
What I said on the phone? 我喺電話講嘅嘢？
And then I'll grade you for accuracy. 然後我幫你評分睇下準唔準。
Or--or not. 或者——或者唔使。